Bear with me. I just can't resist taking advantage of the occasion.
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the visiting leader from China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is coming for a visit from China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is coming for a visit from China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The leader from China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is the leader from China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is coming from China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is coming from China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the leader coming from
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is dead isn’t he? And I thought he was from the
Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the leader coming from
China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy visiting from China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
Chinese food in the Middle East?
Originally written by James Sherman. Adapted to fit the current events.
2 comments:
Hey Buddy:
This was great, laughed my butt off!
Z
Reminds me of this one....
President Bush is getting his daily briefing. The aide giving the briefing concludes with: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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